If a bouquet of flowers showed up at your door right now, who would be carrying them?

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If a bouquet of flowers showed up at your door right now, who would be carrying them?
A midget in a canoe.
Reply:a freak b/c i dont know anyone who would give me a bouquet of flowers...
Reply:Better be the FTD guy, because my husband is sitting next to me right now
Reply:My father who passed away august of this year. Just to tell me that I'm still daddy's little girl....
Reply:No one because nobody would send me flowers.
Reply:Not my husband! LOL! It would surely be a mystery man.
Reply:I know who I want to be carrying them.
Reply:I hope Publishers Clearing House!
Reply:a stalker
Reply:somebody expecting a tip, I bet!
Reply:myself, I love to buy myself flowers =) I do about once a month
Reply:That would be wrong address for sure
Reply:Nobody I know must be the wrong address
Reply:the FTD delivery guy
Reply:Without a doubt a petite southern belle from Tennessee.
Reply:My boyfriend.
Reply:A Super Hot willing flower delivery boy!
Reply:Probably someone who is coming to a funeral. .The only way I would see flowers around here if someone died.
Reply:They must have levitated themselves there. I'm not expecting anyone.
Reply:I have no clue. I guess a stalker.....
Reply:orlando bloom.....
Reply:Elijah Wood. It's obviously for the wife
Reply:The Grim Reaper.
Reply:That kind of thing doesn't happen to me. So they would probably be carried in the mouth of a crocodile or hover in on their own.
Reply:the guy who delivers flowers :)



lol
Reply:A delivery man, because my husband would have ordered them for me. Since he is out of town he can't give them to me himself.



Thanks for making me smile!
Reply:Um...dunno. But he damn well better be cute, rich, and can sing. :P
Reply:Mikal
Reply:yeah... i love flowers and i don't care where they came from as long as they are fresh and beautiful...
Reply:The manliest man I see only in my dreams (I wish).
Reply:The FTD Floral Delivery guy?
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