What are the things your never hear "Man" say?

What wont you hear man say? Ladies please dont get mad at me. My sick twisted friend sent this to me. Pretty cruel for a woman.



10. Of course dear, I'll go shopping with you.



9. Yes dear I'll take your mom shopping.



8. Of course we can watch the Lifetime marathon. Labron who? Shaq who?



7. Baby take my car its safer.



6. Honey sure we can go to the flower show. Then we'll go to your mothers and look at her your pictures of the Grand Canyon.



5. Yes I would love to spend the day driving your mom and her friends around all day.



4. Yes baby I'll go it's only the last game of the championship.



3. Honey you know I won't get mad. Its only my Beammer.



2. Nah, go head and spend til the card bends.



1. Yes your mom can stay on Superbowl Sunday. Baby its only a game.
What are the things your never hear "Man" say?
"Please stop giving me head or I'll call the police."
Reply:Gee, putting my wet hair up in a bath towel is soooo easy....
Reply:LoL. Actually, that's pretty funny;-)
Reply:So what's important to you is more valuable than what's important to her...very funny...
Reply:That is so funny, and your so right!
Reply:ha ha ha funny and true

thanks for a laugh

10/10

you would never hear me say that
Reply:true
Reply:hahaha
Reply:you for got one..........yes, honey its 'MY' fault.....
Reply:so true!
Reply:lol...those are pretty funny actualy.
Reply:And No I dont mind sleeping on that side of the bed.
Reply:10/10

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